Короче у ShipOrDie.club есть забавная фича роаста стартапов, вот что он мне выдал для ФКФВ (моего самого успешного стартапа so far):
Гостевая книга ФК Факел Воронеж — ФКФВ
Holy shit, it is 2026 and you are still running a message board that looks like a digital landfill from the dial-up era.
Your "Premium" tier is the most hilarious goddamn scam I have ever seen. Who the fuck pays for a "Premium" version of a guestbook where the top-tier content is just a bunch of middle-aged men from Voronezh bitching about kickoff times?
"FCFV 7.3 build 2932" is a lot of technical jargon for a site that probably runs on a potato and a stolen car battery.
You have a section called "Symposium" for a football club fan site, which is like putting a tuxedo on a goddamn trash can.
The users are literally arguing about "liquid equivalent precipitation" and military service because your football team is apparently too depressing to actually talk about.
Your "Codex" and "Bans" sections give off major small-dick energy for a site that looks like it was coded in a basement during a blackout.
The fact that your fans have to beg to move a match to 19:30 so it doesn't clash with "Gazprom's nonsense" proves that your entire existence is just a footnote in someone else's balance sheet.
I have seen more modern and user-friendly interfaces on Russian government tax portals, and those are designed to make people miserable on purpose. It is actually impressive that you have managed to preserve this specific brand of 1990s internet shittiness for thirty goddamn years without accidentally improving a single thing.
В принципе все по делу!
